Becky woke up and told her husband, Sam, about her dream last night. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones as low as $10."

Sam asked, "What about one my size?"

To which Becky replied, "Didn't get a bid!"

Sam wanted revenge, so the next morning he told Becky about his dream. "I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight one's sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10."

Becky asked, "What about one like mine?"

To which Sam responded, "That's where they held the auction."