One night this blonde calls up her boy friend. "Honey, I need you help. I am trying to do this puzzle and I just can't get any of the pieces to fit. Not even one."

So the boyfriend asks, "What's the puzzle of, dear?"

"Well the picture on the box is a cock."

So now the boyfriend is really intrested and agrees to come over and help her, figuring he'll get a piece afterwards.

So he gets to her house, and goes inside, and he looks at the table and says, "FOR GODSAKES, PUT THE CORNFLAKES BACK IN THE BOX!!