Bill and Hillary Clinton were sleeping one night at the White House. Hillary wakes up and starts shaking Bill to wake him up. "Bill, Bill wake up."

Bill stays sleeping. Hillary continues, "Bill, Bill wake up." Bill finally wakes up and says, "What do you want?"

"I have to go use the bathroom," responds Hillary. "Please tell me you didn't wake me up just to tell me you have to go to the bathroom," Bill testily inquires.

Hillary says, "No, I just wanted to tell you to save my spot."