At a meeting in Paris, a French diplomat, a Japanese diplomat, a Mexican diplomat and our Bill Clinton were discussing matters of the world.

At dinner, the waiter approches each of them for a drink. The Frenchman is asked, "Le vin?"

He answers, "Oui!" and is served a glass of wine.

The waiter goes to the Japanese offical and asks,"Le Sake?"

He answers, "Oui!" and serves him Sake.

To the Mexican the waiter asks, "Le Tequila?"

He answers,"Oui!" and is served his shotglass.

Finally, the waiter gets to Bill Clinton and asks, "Le Whiskey?"

Bill pounds his fist on the table and shout, "Don't even TALK about her!"