Two little old ladies, Ethel and Bertha, were standing outside the nursing home having a cigarette. It soon began to rain so Ethel took a condom from her pocket, cut the tip off, rolled it over her cigarette, and continued to smoke blissfully.

Bertha was puzzled, and asked her friend what she'd just rolled over her cigarette.

"A condom," replied Ethel.

"Where on Earth did you get that?" asked Bertha.

"The drugstore," replied Ethel.

The next day, Bertha walked into the drugstore and asked the pharmacist for a package of condoms.

"What brand do you want?" asked the pharmacist.

"Doesn't matter, " said Bertha, "as long as it fits a camel."