Three old men were talking about the best thing that could happen to them at this point in their lives.

The 80 year old said, "The best thing that could happen to me would be a good pee. I just stand there and it dribbles and hurts, and I have to go over and over again."

The 85 year old said, "The best thing could happen to me would be a good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on, and it's still a problem."

The 90 year old man said, "Heck, every morning at 6:00 a.m. sharp I have a good pee, and at 6:30 a.m. sharp I have a good bowel movement. I suppose the best thing that could happen to me would be waking up before 7:00 a.m."