An elderly gentleman was waiting impatiently in a doctor's waiting room when a nurse finally approached him, and asked him what was troubling him today.

"IT'S MY DICK!" the hard-of-hearing old man hollered.

"SShhhhh!!" the nurse cautioned. "There are other people in the waiting room!" she said. "Don't use that language!"

"WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?" he replied.

"I don't know-say it's your ear that's bothering you..." she said.

"OK-IT'S MY EAR!"

"Fine then-what's wrong with your ear?" she asked.

"I CAN'T PISS OUT OF IT!"