Two elderly ladies are sitting on a front porch, chatting about nonsense. Out of the blue, Ethel turns to Edith and asks, "Do you still get horny, my dear?"

Edith grins and replies, "Sure I do. Not like I used to mind you, but yes, sometimes."

Ethel thinks for a moment, then asks, "What to you do about it, my dear?"

Edith quickly answers, "Well, I suck a lifesaver."

"A lifesaver!" exclaims Ethel, "Who drives you to the beach?"