A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over and asks: "Um... excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs: "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU!" Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says: "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, $200?!"