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The big story continues to be the Michael Jackson scandal. Michael Jackson met with his priest today. Not for spiritual advice. They went on a double date.

Apparently radio stations have stopped playing Michael Jackson's records. To which Michael said, "Now I know how Latoya feels."

According to a recent Gallup poll 17% of people have a favorable opinion of Jackson. Which puts him ahead of 8 of 9 Democratic candidates running for president.