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Making a Cake
A little girl and her mother were watching 2 people having sex on TV. The little girl asked, "Mommy, what are they doing?" and the mother replied, "They're making a cake." The next day, they were at the zoo and they say two monkeys having sex. The little girl said, "Mommy, what are they doing?" and the mother replied, "They're making a cake." The next day, the little girl asks her mother, "Mommy, I saw you and Daddy on the couch last night. Were you making a cake?" The mother replies, "Yes, we were." The little girl says, "Good, cause I licked up the icing."
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