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Confession

A farmer went to confession and said to the priest, "Father, I have sinned."

"What did you do?" the priest replied.

The farmer explained, "I've been having sex with one of my pigs."

The priest, almost speechless, asked, "Was it a male or female pig?"

Replied the farmer, "A female, of course! I'm no queer!"