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Redneck Haiku
DESIRE
Darn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
you are my cousin
DEPRIVED
In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants 'rassling doll
Mama whups his ass
BEAUTY
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps
BLAZE
Distant siren screams
Dumbass Verne's been playing with
Gasoline again
EXUBERANCE
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil
ALONE
Seeking solitude
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order
DRAMA
Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O'Clock
IMPOUNDED
Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino
GATHERING
In the morning mist
Mama searches K-Mart for
Moon Pies and Red Man
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