Jon and Amanpreet, both farmers, met at the state fair.

"Tell me," asked Jon, "what did you give your mule when he had the colic?"

"Turpentine," 'Preet answered.

A few months after the fair, they meet up again. "Say, Lizard Pecker, WHAT did you say you gave your mule when he was sick with colic?" Jon asked.

"I said I gave him turpentine."

"Well, I gave turpentine to MINE and it died!"

Amanpreet nods his head. "That's strange. So did mine."