Two rednecks are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions.

The first redneck says, "My favorite position is the 'rodeo' position."

"What is the 'rodeo' position, and how do you do that?" asks the second redneck.

The first redneck explains, "Well, first you tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours, and then you do it doggy-style. Once things start to get underway, and she's really into it, you lean forward and whisper in her ear, 'Your sister likes this position too...' Then, try to hang on for 8 seconds."