James T. Kirk has truly no equal
For seducing fair maidens of weak will.
When he meets a cute alien,
His trousers go sailin'
And the offspring return for a sequel.

In Sickbay, Nurse Chapel made moans
That made the whole crew hold their phones.
"Oh, Doctor!" she cried,
With McCoy deep inside,
"This must be how you got the name 'Bones!'"