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Terrible Pain

A guy goes to the doctor with an excrucitaing pain in his dick.

He says to the doctor, "Doc, I've got this terrible pain in my dick, you've gottta take a look."

The doctor tells him to drop his pants, then his undies. The doc grabs his dick and pulls out a magnifying glass and examines the guy's dick.

"That's incredible," he says, "You've got a tiny steering wheel growing out of the end of your prick!"

The patient replies, "Yeah, it's been driving me nuts."