Author: EVula
Date: 2/14/00
Rating: 8.6
Movie Rating: R
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What a bizzare little movie. Funny as hell, but bizzare. Usually, a movie that starts off showing some guy's ass is a bad thing. Not this time around. Well, that is, the movie isn't bad, not that seeing Rob Schnieder's ass is good.
A quick word to the wise: this is not a date movie. If you take a girl to this movie, and she avoids you like the plague, email me. I want to laugh my ass of at you, dipshit. Alright, now that I've gotten that out of the way...
The movie is about Deuce Bigalow. Duh. He is a fish tank cleaner. He loves fish. He gets a call to a big fancy place. When he arrives, he meets the gigolo (name escapes me, damn my memory!), who is complaining about his fish's sickness. Deuce diagnoses the problem, but the gigolo has to leave. Deuce gets his pad. Sweet deal, IMHO. Any way, to make a long story short, Deuce manages to break the extremely expensive fish tank, meets a pimp friend of the gigolo's, and starts man-whoring. (movie phrase; see the movie to get the joke)
Deuce then gets to go out with some of the strangest women you've ever met. Well, not really met, more like seen a fish tank cleaner-turned-gigalo meet. Anyway, he is payed to have sex with them all, but he finds other ways of providing them with a good time. They all keep paying the pimp to send Deuce over, and Deuce is rolling in the dough. He gets set up on one date with a gorgeous woman, and falls in love. While he is getting paid to 'service' the other women, he is dating the woman he loves.
Well, to make a long story short, she finds out, they break up, they get back together, the entire cast gets together to get the gigalo's apartment back to working order. He arrives, they hide, the new fish tank breaks, the gigalo gets pissed, some Matrix-like action occurs, and the movie ends with a happy ending for everyone. All of the people that Deuce 'pleasured' live happily ever after, and Deuce and his woman get married and he gets some every night. The end. :)